I read this in today’s “Consumer News” (Fort Dodge, Iowa) Datelines on page 19,
Eyes of blue but not yet code blue. Me Chief Onion Head not dead yet. Still part of me comes alive after 5 or shortly after. Need new squaws, many squaws have gone to happy hunting grounds since last ad 7 years ago. Any age will do if alive & warm. Send smoke cloud or letter, Hrs 24-7. Wi.. answer all, if sky not cloudy. Ugh to pale faces.
Fore once, I’m speechless.
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